December 2010
i love you, bill
Bill Nye the Science Guy
literally the children of America’s biggest hero. who doesn’t know each and every word to his theme song?
i was reading his biography and blog just now (billnye.com) he is such an amazing person. did you know that he grew up in washington, dc? whaddaaaapp. anyway. he went to cornell university and then was a flight engineer. he became famous after winning...
life doesn't stop just because you left
this year has brought so many changes to the way i live. the fact that im 18 and going to college is about half of it. my room is becoming a guest room, especially if we move. i’m going to be a guest in the house?! anyway. my boyfriend went to college four hours away. his family moved eight hours away so its not even like he could come home to them…then things happened and now hes my...
The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...
The average person tells 4 lies a day, and 1460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the...
You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to...
– Mitch Hedberg
I can’t tell you what hotel I’m stayin’ in, but there are two...
– Mitch Hedberg
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, “Here’s a...
– Mitch Hedberg
have you seen the way they kiss in the movies?
it’s not insanity says vanity fair, in fact, its stylish to raise your skirts and bob your hair
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:...
– Lewis Carroll
my favorite things
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things Girls in white dresses with blue satin...